I Need You Today, Oh Mandy! In a Bikini.

Recently, we were racking our brains to try and figure out which, if any, stars we have not or refuse to mercilessly rip into on these pages. After much soul-searching and many Zimas, we were only able to come up with two names: Cate Blanchett and Mandy Moore. The former is too classy and lovely and level-headed, and Mandy? Hey, man, all we're saying is that sometimes when we listen to our 45 of Barry Manilow's "Mandy", we pop in our worn DVD of Chasing Liberty and hug our knees and rock and cry because she is so nice and so good and so true and we are so mean and bad inside. Here's Mandy in a bikini (and here are a million more, too), radiating Snow White-like innocence and down-home approachability. Look at these pictures and you will doodle her name in bubble letters on the side of your trig text. And also masturbate.