Man Enters Bathroom, Almost Sees Courtney Love’s Hole

There are many children’s stories and campfire tales about the frightening things you can find when you open doors that lead to unknown destinations. Full-grown tigers ready for a nice meal. Eight-foot-tall monsters covered in spiky, bristly hair. But the scariest of all may be Courtney Love. An unsuspecting man accidentally walked in on her over the weekend as she was using an unlocked potty room. Page Six relays the man’s horror:

“I couldn’t find my way out and asked someone to show me the door.” He opened the door he was led to, and “there was Courtney Love, sitting on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.”

Karnaby says he was shocked and slammed the door shut, but that wasn’t enough for Love. He relates, “She stormed out screaming, ‘I am going to get you thrown out!’ She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I’d attacked her.

“They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman.

“I absolutely did not attack her — I was trying to get away,” Karnaby said. “Thankfully, she’d remembered to pull up her skirt.”

He says security told him, “It’s best you get away as fast as possible.”

“I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet,” he said. “It wasn’t a pretty sight. I just wanted to get out of there.”

We’re really glad that the man told us that Courtney remembered to pull up her skirt. If he hadn’t, we would have assumed that Courtney was beating the man over the head and pulling him toward security with her skirt around her ankles and a wad of TP in her hand. It seems pretty natural.