Penelope Cruz recently enjoyed a cruise (Cruz) around Ibiza with her mother. No word on what Mother Cruz was donning, but Pen was poured into this bikini:
After the cut, see what happened when she hit the water. We don't want to give anything away, so we'll employ the use of anagrams to give you a hint: when you see "Penelope" "peel open", you'll be "popen' eel"! Ho ho ho!
Hey, look. You, the general public, are looking at something Tom Cruise never saw. Interesting, but even more interesting is this copy of the slippage, because the words "Pen is" are imprinted on it. So basically, we're saying that there is a penis hovering near Penelope Cruz's breast.
See a lot more of Penelope and her pennies at MrSkin.com.
