We searched high and low today for a peter pleasing Sexy Lady Story, but the pickins they were slim. Sure, we could loosen our definition of celebrity a bit and post some pictures of some girl you’ve never heard of in a bikini, but that’s just not our style. Instead, feast upon Maggie Gyllenhaal luring three pretty ladies into a big ol’ bed with her. Of course, the camera gets a big slice of the bedroom door while Maggie’s enjoying a couple of slices of furburger, but it’s still sexy, right? Maggie and three girls? Pizza and wine? Cheesy softcore music? Sexy, no? Yeah, be would have liked to see some of Maggie’s funbaggies too, as it’s been quite a while, but she’ll come around. One of these days we’ll show up at our local arthouse theater to take in a moving tale of a spunky young coffee-shop worker who rises up against her sexiest employer and overthrows the patriarchy with sheer moxie. And nudity. You can’t overthrow the patriarchy without nudity.
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