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madonna_veiny.jpgLook at Madonna's arms. They're thick and ropy. Bulging veins. Skin straining against the swelling within. Throbbing. Masculine. Probably musky. Much like your ding dong, after you look at pics of her in a wet t-shirt. After the cut!

Her hat says "Unstoppable". It must be referring to her nipples. Like William Wallace's army, they penetrate through the confines of both bra and shirt. "Wet T-shirt" usually conjures up images of nubile, gravity-defying coeds in dark beach bars, the mingled inks of a half dozen hand stamps bleeding into the Jello shot residue under their fingernails. And in the chestal region, Madge is still as firm and unyielding as such girls. But the rest of her resembles the guy in the nursing home padding down the hall after urinating in the Sears cargo pants his granddaughter bought him. Your groin will be confused, alternately lusting and retching, waxing and waning.

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Look at little Lourdes up there. Her eyes are wide and terrified with the knowledge that she is looking into her own future.

Mo' beach shots of Madonna await you at Yeeeah!

There's much more of Mad's mams to see at MrSkin.com.

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  1. melon baller
    Posted August 1, 2007 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    i cant decide if i like this or not.

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