Sure, people talk a lot of smack on Scientology, but they're usually godless heathens who don't believe in anything. A person of true faith is about to set the record straight: Tom Cruise is no cuckoo for thinking that his body is host to ancient aliens or some gobbledygook. He's just a normal person of religion who is persecuted. Just like Jesus. And orphans. So tell it like it is, Madonna:
I don't care if people worship turtles or frogs – if they're good people, that's all I care about, and he (Cruise) is a good person.I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalised people get a raw deal.
Those are some sage words coming from a woman who believes that a piece of string will ward off the evil of the universe. But we don't think millionaire movie star Tom Cruise being made fun of for believing in theatans and emeters is anywhere near the same thing as orphans getting a "raw deal." See, he's just gullible; they HAVE NO PARENTS. There's not much hope that they'll snap out of that anytime soon.
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