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Madonna Has a Big Sword. And She'll Cut You.

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Madonna has tons in common with Tom Cruise. Lots of power and money and fame, freaky culty religion, kids who have tons of strange rules. But we never guessed that Tom's role in The Last Samurai spoke directly to Madge and her past life as a Japanese warrioress. According to our own white samurai, FemaleFirst:

Madonna says she was a "Japanese warrioress" in a previous life.

In what appeared to be a thinly-veiled warning to estranged husband Guy Ritchie, the singer revealed her fighting spirit on a Japanese TV show.

She said: "I must have been Japanese in a previous life. I'm pretty sure I was a warrioress. I can't explain it, I just know. I'm good at fighting – fighting with a big sword."

We knew Madonna was buff and all, but until this little slip of the tongue we didn't know the extent of her muscle building. Now it's officialóMadonna has a big sword. A big sword like Chyna.


See Japanese warrior Madonna nude at MrSkin.com.

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