That Madonna. She's so new, so fresh, so full of reinvention. You just never know what she's going to do next, but you do know that it will blow your mind. Just last night–oh my God, you are not going to believe this, it's so crazy and original–she kissed a girl onstage! That is like so . . . so . . . new! We've never before in our lives seen a super famous lady mingle her tongue with another lady's in front of a live audience. Oh, you know, except for that other time Madonna did it. Maybe Madge is finally over the hill and out of ideas. Next thing you know she'll be dating Dennis Rodman again. What's not lost though? Madonna's way with a phrase. She told the audience at the Paris concert:
"I'm always drawn to working with French people – and frenching French people. Vive la France!"
Ho ho! Does she also love polling Poles? Because the world is very interested in where they stand on whether or not Miley Cyrus is a whore for allowing backal nudity in a family publication. Maybe Madonna is the right woman to get the straight answers out of those wily Poles. No one can lie to Madonna.
Always new and exciting? Naked Madonna at MrSkin.com.
