Madonna Is the Queen of Pop and the Clean of Poop

Remember when Madonna used to require all venues in which she performed to provide factory-sealed toilet seats for her stool-dropping pleasure? Well, it seems like Madonna has gone green, as is the trend, and perhaps realizing the wastefulness of such a habit, has seen the error of her ways. And is now allowing her hallowed ass to grace used cans. Though they must be removed, degermed, and replaced. Celebitchy says:

Madonna is still the reigning queen of pop, so itís not surprising that sheís picky about her thrones ó especially when it comes to public toilets. Before her concert at the Palais Nakaia concert hall in Nice, France, on August 26, the singer had all of the commodes, showers and sinks removed, scrubbed down and then reinstalled. ìEveryone thinks she did this because she hates the thought of dirty and germy things,î an insider tells In Touch.

It's a slippery slope. One minute you're washing your hands more than twice a day, then you're having freshly manufactured toilets installed, and then before you know it, you slide headfirst into hiding in a sterile room with Kleenex boxes as shoes, with nothing to keep you company except your long, curly toenails and countless bottles of your own urine.

From where does Madonna pee? See her naked at MrSkin.com.