Yesterday, Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg issued a statement asserting that Madge and spouse Guy Ritchie were absolutely not divorcing. And to drive the point home, Madonna and Guy went to dinner last night, holding hands, and took special pains to get photographed as much as possible. Diabolical! Ah, just look at their joyous faces. The very picture of marital bliss. Three guesses as to what Guy is carrying in that quilted floral bag. The first two guesses don't count. The third guess is "his own nuts".
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