If a sinewy egomaniacal succubus and a chav can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? After months of speculation, insinuation, and denials, Madonna's rep has confirmed today that she and Guy Ritchie are, indeed, divorcing. Yahoo! News breaks our hearts:
Madonna's spokeswoman says the singer and her husband, filmmaker Guy Ritchie, will divorce after 7 1/2 years together.
A statement e-mailed to The Associated Press from spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg says the couple has agreed to divorce, and asks the media to respect their privacy.
The statement, co-signed by Ritchie's representative, says the couple had not agreed to a settlement.
So who will Madonna sink her punishing deltoids into next? Let's hope it's someone like Jean-Claude Van Damme. Not only would that be entertaining, but it'd be interesting to hear Madonna start speaking with a Belgian accent.
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