We're used to hearing the words "Madonna" and "whores" together, but "Madonna" and "horse" is a new one.
Oh, you've probably heard it already and, frankly, we're so hung over that we're not even close to being remotely amusing so we'll just tell it to you straight: Madge is a big stupid dummy who fell off her horse yesterday while celebrating her 47th birthday riding in the English countryside. She sustained three cracked ribs, a broken hand, and a "busted" collarbone (we don't know if that means broken, fractured, or just plain ugly). But answer us this, God: why did you spare the bone that allows her to speak in that unbearable fake English accent?
No horsies, just Madonna. Naked. At MrSkin.com.
