Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Madonna Loves A-Rod, Ew Ew Ew Ew

Madonna works out for 4 hours a day and rules her offspring with an iron bicep the other hours of the day, so it's amazing to us to find out that she actually finds time to be mushy with her rumored latest beau, ball-handling butt-slapper A-Rod. Who is not just good at swinging a bat; he's also an undercover Pablo Neruda. Reports the NY Post:

MADONNA and Alex Rodriguez are turning to mush over each other. Sources close to Madge tell the Chicago Sun-Times she's so smitten with her rumored Yankee lover, she informed a close pal he "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body." Rodriguez, meanwhile, has been writing "sweet, personal and rambling expressions of his feelings," the paper reports. "Sort of like old-fashioned love notes."

We're trying to imagine what a poem from the soul of A-Rod would sound like.

Madonna Madonna
I wanna
Get on ya
Your delts remind me of
Some sort of really hard object
That is real strong
Like concrete or a baseball bat
Only not long and hard cuz that's gay
Can I borrow your creatine sometime
Also you have blonde hair




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Related Topics: Alex Rodriguez, Madonna, celebrity hookups

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i'm sure she's fit as hell, but...dammm, she looks like an old raisin.

 Posted by: LisaB | November 16, 2008 08:14 PM

Madge or maggot??? She looks like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly!!! YUCK!!!!

 Posted by: Sooz | November 17, 2008 12:28 PM

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