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Madonna_gristle.jpgAnd Lo, God created Eve from Adam's rib, but how was Madonna formed? Out of the half-chewn hunks of bone and gristle left on the side of an Old Country Buffet plate. Happy nightmares!

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4 Comments

  1. freaked
    Posted July 28, 2009 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    Who's her personal trainer? Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon?

  2. Posted July 28, 2009 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    A little bit of body fat IS a good idea, kids.

  3. Big Earl
    Posted July 28, 2009 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    Aaaaagh! Don't *do* that!
    Man, those are the grossest-looking arms I've ever seen on anyone. I've known people with less than 1% body fat, and they didn't look anything like that.

  4. Phlegmboy
    Posted July 29, 2009 at 1:43 am | Permalink

    Damn, you can see why Guy Ritchie said fucking her was like fucking a piece of gristle.

    That is just plain disgusting.

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