Some people collect seashells, some people collect wind-up toys from the 1950s, some people collect Garbage Pail Kids. Angelina Jolie and Madonna collect orphans. The adoption minister of Malawi has confirmed that Madge is clearing space in her curio cabinet to house another needy baby. According to our own personal Miss Hannigan, Female First:
Madonna is set to adopt again, it has been confirmed.
The singer has renewed her bid to care for three-year-old Mercy James now that her marriage to Guy Ritchie is stronger and Malawian officials say she is "on the cusp" of completing the process.
Penstone Klembe, Malawi adoption minister, told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Madonna's representatives have been visiting the girl. The adoption is now advanced and all the government is waiting for is Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities. Then Mercy will be able to leave the country for a new life."
Do all orphans dream of being adopted by an emotionally unavailable and extremely wealthy person with an absent mate? Because that sounds an awful lot like the plot of Annie, only with more cone bras and spanking and Sandra Bernhard. And instead of Punjab, lots of poon jabs. Ba dum bump.
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