Christina Hendricks plays red-headed Joanie on Mad Men, but you might know her by her given name, Goddess of Perfection Crafted from the Finest Silk and Gold By the Hand of God Himself and Sent from Heaven Above. Christina got married this past weekend, her flawless face flushed with excitement and her hubcap-sized breasts threatening to jump out of her pretty white dress and do Da Butt at the reception. No mortal man is good enough for Christina, but especially not this guy, some mook named Geoffrey Arend. Had we known this was her type, we would have gone to the plastic surgeon with one picture of Tim Burton and one of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.
Marry us. Or just be our pal on Facebook.
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Y’know, seeing something like this gives me hope that a hot beautiful woman will someday love me for myself and we’ll have a long happy life with children and grand-children…
And then the alarm clock rings and I wake up and realize I should REALLY stop doing stuff like that to myself.
they´re strange.
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