Gwen Stefani is officially in the family way! Incredible! We had no idea drag queens could get pregnant.
US Weekly broke the story yesterday after the pregnancy was confirmed by Gwen’s mother, as well as her unemployed househusband Gavin Rossdale’s father. The Grammy-nominated singer will shoot the infant forth from her groin in June, allegedly. It will be the first child for Gwen, and the first legitimate child for Gavin.
Or, maybe it’s all a ruse. Maybe a member of her midget entourage got tragically, accidentally trapped under a malfunctioning corset during a routine wardrobe change and has been hiding, frightened and alone, curled up against Gwen’s abdomen ever since. After all, like Matt Damon’s wife before her, Gwen appears to just be “pregnant”.
“Pregnancy”. It’s the new “Exhaustion”.
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