Look Out, Quentin–She's Highly Fertile

Bygone Federline incubator Shar Jackson is said to be dating Quentin Tarantino. Why, that's the greatest celebrity pairing since Heidi Fleiss and Tom Sizemore!

Last we heard, Quentin had captured the heart of newly-single Sofia Coppola. Perhaps she got a good look at him in bright daylight, though, because there are rumblings a-bumbling that he's been stepping out with Mr. Britney's babymama. A snitch told Us Weekly that the pair was spotted spending a romantic weekend in Las Vegas, and that said weekend included some canoodling. Yes, canoodling! They were "holding hands and acting like a couple" at Nobu on Sunday, the source reported. Then, after dinner, they took in a comedy show and were "very touchy," according to another eyewitness. We are in love with their love. We dub them Jacksontino. Which is pretty dumb except for the fact that it sounds a little like Tito Jackson. And Tito Jackson is comedy gold!