You've got to admire a chippie like Lindsay Lohan. Rumored to be dating Jared Leto and Sean Lennon, she's now also been linked to Ryan Adams and Benicio Del Toro. Not even a tragic teacup accident can slow this girl's vagina down.
It's no secret that Lindsay has severe Daddy issues, and it's no secret that she has dabbled with illicit and illegal mind-expanding substances, so it makes perfect sense that she'd be interested in the 31-year-old, drug-snarfing Adams. A source tells In Touch that the pair have been "quietly seeing each other for a month":
"She's spending all her free time with him. She has been staying at his Greenwich Village apartment almost every night. She thinks musicians are sexy and she's a fan of his music."
Ah, yes, the ole Winona Ryder complex. However, this brings up a fascinating point. Last week, Lindsay gashed herself at Bryan Adams's house. This week, she's throwing her gash at Ryan Adams. Eeeeerie.
In Touch also alleges that the teen tyrant also possibly touched Benicio Del Toro where he goes pee. Last Sunday, the Oscar-winner was out with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Sara Foster for her birthday, but ended up ditching her to hook up with the Lo-ho. A snitch said that after "spending hours canoodling, the couple headed to the Mercer Hotel." Which we're assuming has an elevator.
Lindz's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
And dig Del Toro at MaleStars.com.
