Ah, to be young, rich, famous, buxom, and sauced up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras! Ah, to be porking Johnny Knoxville! Lindsay Lohan, these are the days you'll remember. Never before and never since, I promise, will the whole world be warm as this.
America's hardest-partyin' sweetheart is bulldozing a skanky path strewn with boozy vomit through the Big Easy, where she's shooting a film called Just My Luck. And it's just our luck to find out that she's been hooking up with Jackass star Johnny Knoxville, who's there shooting The Dukes of Hazzard movie with Jessica Simpson. As a sort of telling testament to Lindsay's strenuous late night revelry schedule, she got a few chest X-rays last week, and took a day off shooting due to "a bad flu". Even more telling is Lohan's rep's (who had "no comment" in regards to Knoxville) mysterious statement: "Everyone on set is on antibiotics." Well. That sounds awfully . . . clappy.
