Oh, Lindsay Lohan, you wily little firecrotch. You dastardly, speckled enchantress. You've been so busy coyly rubbing your lips against your Aaron Carter lookalike lover lady that we haven't noticed what you've been doing there. Under your shirt. And that's feeding the bears. Bears, boobs, whatever, they're both huge and powerful yet cuddly. According to our personal gossip zookeeper, FemaleFirst, Lindsay's been stuffing her cakehole full of crap that's been going to all the right places. She says,
"My guiltiest pleasure is McDonalds and I adore their French fries. I also love peanut butter and jam sandwiches in the morning after a night out.
"When I was filming 'The Parent Trap' in London all I wanted was American food like Dunkin' Donuts and McDonalds but I was only young. Nowadays, I love to eat turkey sandwiches in my trailer with mayonnaise and salad. I have them on brown bread though to counteract the mayonnaise."
So if fish is "brain food", we now know that McDonald's is "tit food". It's like when you're six and your dad says, "Eat your carrots! They'll put hair on your chest!" Only replace "carrots" with "The Arch Deluxe" or "Skippy and Smuckers" and "hair" with "gigantic yoinkers".
More of Lindsay without Sam, without a bra, but with nurse shoes:
See more of Lindsay Lohan getting cleavagey at MrSkin.com.
