Liza Sued . . . With Sexy Results!

Thought picturing Liza Minnelli having marital relations with David Gest was icky? Try this one on: her bodyguard, M'Hammed Soumayah, has accused the Cabaret kook of forcing him to have sex with her to keep his job.

In the $100 million lawsuit, Soumayah accuses Minnelli of assault and battery, breach of contract, withholding payment for services rendered, sexual harassment and being utterly batshit Cocoa-Puffs nuts. This suit comes hot on the heels of Liza getting loopy in public on more than one occasion. Remember in Cabaret when she said, "I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first"? Yeah, that was awesome.