Liv Tyler Sad She's Not As Pretty As Edward Norton

PG-13-rated superhero movies are not so much known for their super hot and steamy man-on-woman interactions. They're generally a bit more Brokeback Mountain than 9 1/2 Weeks. Sure, a few of the Batmans seem like they really dig vagina (not Val Kilmer's though), but Spider-Man? He was definitely more interested in ripping off Harry's clothes than Mary Jane's. So it's fitting that Liv Tyler would be complaining that she looks like some sort of deformed chimpanzee next a hot, glistening Ed Norton. The 14-year-old boys who populate The Incredible Hulk's audience aren't interested in gross things like boobies anyway, right? Give them toned, sweaty pecs! According to IMDb:

Liv Tyler dreaded shooting romantic scenes with her The Hulk co-star Ed Norton - because she felt the actor's lean physique put her own to shame.

The Fight Club star toned up for his role as Bruce Banner, the mild-mannered scientist who transforms into the raging green monster.

And Tyler, who plays Banner's girlfriend Betty, was so intimidated by his svelte stature, she didn't want to be filmed standing next to him.

She says, "There were points when I was like, 'Wait! We cannot do this love scene because his body looks so much more beautiful than mine!'"

Yeah, we're sure you look like a hideous monster, Liv. "Wah wah. I'm so ugly. My body sucks. I should just save everyone the misery of having to look at me and bury myself in a hole in the ground with a year's supply of chocolate cheesecake." Here's a suggestion, Liv: The next time you're feeling down on yourself for not looking like Angelina Jolie or some such, take a trip to, say, central Missouri and hop into the local Wal-Mart. You'll be feeling like the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe in no time.


Liv is nothing but beautiful--and naked--at MrSkin.com.