You know how you cried and cried for days when Robert Altman died, and when your mom tried to comfort you by slipping a copy of Thieves Like Us into the DVD player you just wailed louder and lamented, “Who’s going to appreciate the unique talents of Shelley Duvall now? Huh? Who?” Well, get ready to cry all over again knowing that Liv Tyler and Kate Hudson are ready to revisit their Dr. T and the Women roles, only this time with 87% more hardcore face sucking, but Altman isn’t around to capture their faux lesbo deliciousness. Ah, wasted opportunities.
Liv told Allure magazine:
“Kate plays a woman who is about to get married and she’s completely in love with me. We were always so shy about the kissing but in retrospect we were like, ‘We so should have just totally made out and tongued each other’. But we never did, we were just too scared to do it.”
Maybe this is a sign of what’s to come in Liv’s future (well, this as that streetside smooch she gave Kate Bosworth). Instead of trying to balance out the extreme suckage of Ben Affleck, Liv will spend her working days doing some extreme suckage of the girl-on-girl variety. Maybe she’ll even decide to remake her entire rÈsumÈ, beginning with an updated version of Aerosmith’s “Crazy” in which she and Alicia Silverstone engage in languorous strap-on sex.
Oh, and in case you wanted to see Liv and Kate’s filmic kiss, here it is. It’s pretty lame now that we know what could have been.
Liv wasn’t too scared to get really, really naked at MrSkin.com.
And neither was Kate.
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I read soemwhere that the reason Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone didn't kiss in the "Crazy" video was because Steven Tyler didn't want it in the video. He claimed it was "un-necessary". He sounds a little homophobic, doesn't he?