We have had an inordinate amount of sexy stories thus far this week. It's all been about sex and tits and Britney's pussy and Madonna's penis. So we're taking a stand! No more sexy! We want anti-sexy! So thank you, Lisa Rinna, for providing us with images that will make penii shrivel up and crawl into themselves until every man who gazes upon them has a dick the size of a Mike & Ike. We were hoping for some emasculation today.
We wonder exactly how much money Lisa spent to look so inhuman. It's kind of like visiting the animal display in a really low-budget museum where all of the creatures are made from stuffed animals covered in shellac and Clinique products. And then seeing the leopard come to life and molest itself. Yes, that's exactly what's it's like. Only a little less surprising and pleasant.
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