Lindsay Well on Her Way to Jolie-Like Tattoo Coverage

The last time Lindsay Lohan landed in the hospital--for a severe asthma attack--she got a tattoo memorializing the event: the word "breathe" on her wrist. After taking another trip to the ER the other day, Lindsay went and got another tattoo. Much like the leggings scourge she's unleashed upon the world, post-illness tattoo commemoration will certainly become the hot new thing with the kids, and post-adolescent girls around the country will eschew getting Grateful Bears and happy face suns on their lower backs after sixteen Jello shots in Cabo over spring break, and instead opt for a frowning nautical star or an uncharacteristically somber dolphin following a night of getting their stomachs pumped after said Jello shots.

Lindsay and Kate Moss became fast friends after they met a few months ago, going out to dinner, sharing clothes, sharing men, sharing strippers, probably sharing nefarious party favors. Now Lindsay's aped Kate's steez yet again--getting a tattoo of a heart (bet that image took a lot of careful consideration) on her hand with her new love, Harry "Pink Taco" Morton. Kate Moss also has a tattoo of a heart on her hand, AND she once got inked with a gentleman caller after only dating him a short while. Reports MollyGood, via Page Six:

The superstarlet got a tiny white heart between her thumb and index finger on her left hand during a 3 a.m. visit to a West Hollywood tattoo parlor last week. Lohan was accompanied by main squeeze Harry Morton, who got a cross tattoo on an unspecified part of his anatomy, and L.A. nightlife priestess Amanda Scheer-Demme during the late-night stop at Mark Mahoney's Shamrock Social Club, a staffer there told us.

Lohan's Single White Female-ing of Kate Moss is nearly complete. All she has left to do is cut her hair and dye it Mossian blonde, move into her glamorous loft, and then put a stiletto heel through Pete Doherty's eye after administering a bj.
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