When will stars of stage and screen learn? Wearing anything that isn't barnacle-clingy means that you are definitely pregnant, and wearing any sort of jewelry on or even near your left hand ring finger equals engagement. Professional substance-ingester/sometime thespian Lindsay Lohan is allegedly betrothed to snowboarder Rilo Kiley or whatever his name is. IMDb claims:
"Lindsay Lohan has sparked rumors her romance with snowboarder Riley Giles is deadly serious after stepping out with a subtle ring on her wedding finger. Lohan sported the sparkler as she hit the Hollywood party scene on Tuesday night in an all-black mini-dress and beret combo."
And here's the first sighting of Lindsay's new, uh, fiance in something other than a Wu Tang shirt:
It's nice to see that Riley and Lindsay have something in common in addition to a love of abuse of illegal substances. Because similar interests really are the glue that holds relationships together. Fine dining, Victorian literature, hot air balloon racing, falconry, standing hollow-eyed in front of a police photographer after you've been busted glugging 60 ounces of rum and getting behind the wheel of a Escalade . . . these are just a few of the things that make two young, yearning hearts join and beat as one.
After the cut, and in-depth comparison of Lindsay's vagina and a dirty stairwell. Which is more cavernous and filled with social diseases? Only one can emerge the victor!
Not only did Lindsay F some married guy in rehab and break up his marriage, she allegedly F'ed Riley and broke up HIS engagement. His former flame, Breanna Tierney, told the Enquirer:
"Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life," she told The ENQUIRER. "I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.
"She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn't seem sincere at all.
"A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to 'take a break.' I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay. When he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque ó that was it, we were done."
It's kind of funny how Lindsay hates Scarlett Johansson enough to scrawl "Scarlett is a cunt" on a bathroom wall, and then steals her M.O. of getting crammed by gentleman in hole-like transportation shafts.
Get lusty for Lohan–loads of pics and clips at MrSkin.com.
