In a desperate plea to link her image to that of a (once) respected and accomplished singer, Lindsay Lohan had pictures taken of herself surrounded by (possibly) drugs, booze, and her own filth. We already knew that "Confessions of a Broken Heart" was no "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" and Just My Luck was no Bodyguard, but we're a little disappointed that Lindz failed to reach Whitney-like levels of fucking up her personal life. She could have at least thrown in a splattering of her own vomit for a touch more street cred. Next time, Lindsay, next time.
While these photos may have failed to reach Whitney's Xanadu Crack Den proportions, we do appreciate the addition of near nudity.
Yes, Lindsay is sitting next to a half-empty bottle of Jack, and, yes, there appears to be a light-colored powder a little stronger than Pixie Sticks on the bedside table, but none of this surprises us. What we are wondering is who is behind the camera? Could it be Dina Lohan, documenting how well her obedient daughter follows Mummy's lead? Or maybe Ali Lohan, on a break from her busy schedule of being the only sane person in her entire family tree and filming JC Penney commercials? No, we're going to have to go with a pre-gout Jared Leto. This, of course, is based on no facts, or even sound reasoning, but is just an excuse for us to say that Jared Leto has gout.
See the complete set of Lindsay pics at Egotastic!
Lindsay, in more innocent times, at MrSkin.com.
