Lindsay Lohan and cars don't mix, much like Victoria Beckham and nutrition. After upwards of 4 or 5 fender benders, she hired a driver, John Zagata, who apparently has even cruddier automotive skills than she. On Wednesday, he plowed into a car driven by Tony Bennett's daughter, Antonia. IDLYITW reports, via Page Six:
John Zagata "was hostile with me. He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me," singer Antonia Bennett told Page Six…Zagata was waiting to pick up Lohan in the parking lot of the Rehearsals.com recording studio in Burbank and talking on his cellphone when "he hit Antonia's car. Then he has the nerve to jump out and scream, 'Don't you know who I am? I represent Lindsay Lohan! How dare you get in my way!' He had no idea who Antonia was." Morgan said that Zagata tried to blame Antonia "but [that] there were six witnesses, including the security guard who saw him ram her." He said that Antonia was shaken up and that her car suffered close to $2,000 in damages. Zagata did not return our call."
Hahaha. "How DARE you! Do you know who I am? I'm a guy who Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant called after seeing my hand-lettered 'DRIVER CHEAP I WILL WORK GOOD' sign off the Slawson freeway exit!" "Don't you know who I am? My dad sang Fly Me to the fuckin' Moon!" And then Larry Birkhead's cousin and Eva Longoria's dry cleaner showed up and they all linked arms and did Rockette kicks while the backdrop changed to the South Pacific and the chorus entered to sing the coda. Coming soon to a stage near you.
