Oh my God. Lindsay. Psst! Lindsay! Listen! Hey! Lindsay! OK, we don't mean to creep you out but, um, there's a reaaaaally gross parasitic creepy-crawly thingie next to you. Don't freak out, don't move! It's to your left. No, your LEFT. Shhh, no, don't let it see your fear! Just take off that gigantic shoe and squish it fast. Now! Squish it! Get it! Kill it! Kill it! Ew. God, those things are sick. They camouflage themselves with freckles and highlights and then feed off fame. Yeeeauurgh.
Here's Lindsay Lohan yesterday, celebrating her storied twenty-first birthday not with a 48-hour coke-fueled, vodka-sponsored party at Pure, as planned, but quietly on the beach with her family and some ice water. Which would be great and encouraging if Dina "my daughter is in an amazing place right now!" Lohan wasn't there. Normally a gal in a fragile, barely-rehabbed state spending close time with the parents would be a good thing. But when one parent is freshly out of jail and the other is your coke buddy, well . . . Lindsay would probably be better off getting in a time machine and spending her birthday with the early '80s versions of Drew Barrymore and Mackenzie Phillips.
But hey, lookin' good. And that's the important part.
TMZ has bikini video!
Lohan plus huge breasts sans mom-ager at MrSkin.com.
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She looks H O T again. Wish her hair was still red tho
If you can't control it, don't do it. Even a return to old haunts, a sip is dangerous for any alcholic. She should definately go back to red..