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Lindsay Lohan Can Star in Her Own Hangover, Thank You Very Much

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All this time you've been thinking that Lindsay Lohan was unemployable, that no sane director would agree to helm her follow-up to I Know Who Killed Me. But truth is, girl's just picky. Her people want you to know that scripts are just being thrown at her, directors are begging, "Please, Lindsay, please, you're the only one who can play this part," but Lindsay's all, "Nah, it's not up to my standards. Too pedestrian. Get me something with teeth." That's why you saw Heather Graham's titty in The Hangover and not Lindsay's. Sayeth IMDb:

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly reeling after turning down a starring role in hit comedy The Hangover – because she believed the script had "no potential".

Director Todd Phillips was reportedly set to take a risk on Lohan by asking her to play stripper Jade in his bachelor party movie.

However, Lohan wasn't impressed by the film's screenplay, and rejected the part, which eventually went to Heather Graham, according to Us Weekly.

A source tells the magazine that the star's agent "tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," but "Lindsay said she didn't like the script".

"You want me to do a movie with the guy who directed Road Trip and Old School? That couldn't possibly be successful. Now the script my pot dealer gave me, that thing's gold. It's about this leprechaun who gives out pots of weed instead of gold. And I'll be the girl who goes searching for the leprechaun by chasing every rainbow I see. And the whole time I'll be dressed up like Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz. It will be a masterpiece."

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3 Comments

  1. Bobby Weird
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 11:37 am | Permalink

    She turned tit down because she would NEVER play a stripper (who shows anything).

  2. Posted July 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    It's damn near scary when Heather Graham has better sense in scripts than Lindsay Lohan. I only hope Ms. Graham will go two for two in her next project. She's overdue for a comeback. Way overdue, in fact.

    As for Ms. Lohan…well, there's always COPS, but I don't think it'll go well on her behalf.

  3. Bobby Weird
    Posted July 8, 2009 at 3:46 pm | Permalink

    Lindsay Lohan will not make another theatrically released film until 2012, and it will come out the same week she disappears mysteriously on a trip to South America where life is cheap. I predict this.

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