Lindsay Monroehan

You may have noticed that Lindsay Lohan went blonde again, a decision we do not at all endorse. Red hair on Lindsay makes us think of happy things, like Mean Girls, while blonde hair on Lindsay makes us think of disgusting and horrifying things, like Dina. But there may be a reason for this ill-advised switch: Linds is trying to get someoneóanyoneóto put up the cash for her to play the Marilyn Monroe role in a remake of Some Like It Hot. Somehow we don't think even ABC Family is going for this one. Says The San Francisco Chronicle:

According to OK! magazine, director Brett Ratner has already rejected the idea, but Lohan isn't giving up.

An insider tells the tabloid, "Lindsay is pinning her hopes on getting a remake of 'Some Like It Hot' off the ground.

"She's undaunted, but there's no script and there's no money. The only thing Lindsay has to sell is herself.

"She sees herself as the second coming of Marilyn Monroe — misunderstood, talented and in desperate need of an incredible film vehicle that will truly showcase her talents."

This is just a bad bad bad bad bad idea. First of all, Lindsay has enough problems without making Marilyn her role model. Sure, the whole affair with the president thing would be fun to reenact, but then there's that part about dying young from a drug overdose. We don't think Lindsay needs to tempt fate any more than necessary on that front. And second, Some Like It Hot is a pretty perfect movie and would be really hard to measure up to. Why not take on Marilyn's never-finished film, Something's Got to Give? She could give an incomplete piece of art a new life, plus, she'd look pretty damn hot in that skinny-dipping scene.