Lindsay Lohan is reaching out–to a rather unlikely person, Brody Jenner–from behind the inpenetrable fortress that is the Wonderland rehab facility. Most of its denizens probably crave crack or Tanqueray, but Lindsay's rehab cravings, transmitted via text message, are for "McDonald's and sex", in that order. Unless, of course, she hastily sent the message without double checking the predictive text, and she was actually telling Brody that she needed "Madonna and sects", a desperate cry for the healing powers of Kabbalah water.
US Weekly reports that despite the fact that Lindsay can apparently leave Wonderland at will to nab some pretty shoes or a lunch date with her drinking buddies, she's been getting hot and texty with Jenner. We're sure James Franco is breathing a sigh of relief and venturing out from his hidden crawlspace upon hearing this news. Quoth the US:
. . . Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.
We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner – former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad – last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."
When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."
Ah, Scope. It's not Brody's Snack Wrap she's after, but all those delicious, liquidy, gratis jugs of minty fresh Scope, with their cool, crisp flavor and especially tasty 8.4% alcohol content.
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