Lindsay Lohan is a really great friend. She'll love you and protect you and get you into Hyde. And when you do something to piss her off–like say hi to a girl who once looked at a boy she kinda sorta liked five years ago, even though that girl is your sister–she will steal all your clothes and call you fat. Cause that's what real friends do.
LiLo's former friend, model Lauren Hastings, has been subjected to the young-millionaire-starlet version of stealing your classmate's bookbag while she's on a bathroom break and telling her she can pick it up at the bottom of one of the lunchroom trash bins. Star reports (via Celebitchy):
Lohan, whose normally chummy relationship with Lauren recently turned sour, scurried into her former palís bedroom, her bodyguard tagging along, and gathered up huge armfuls of clothes, purses and belts, a source tells Star. Almost everything was expensive, designer items, things Hastings picked up on various modeling shoots or bought at high-end designer stores. In all, the source says Lindsay and her bodyguard left with an estimated $10,000 in merchandise, which she ordered her security man to load into her car.ìThe mutual friend saw Lindsay leaving with everything, but she just didnít think that Lindsay would actually be lying about the clothes and steal their friendís things! At the time, she was under the impression that Lindsay and Lauren were still friends! That is, until Lauren came home the following day and flipped out. She started yelling, ëWhere are all of my clothes? Where are my things?îÖ
ìLauren sent Lindsay a text message threatening to go to the police and press charges,î a source said.
Friends were out clubbing with Lindsay when she got the messages and at least one Lohan pal said the starlet responded by laughing uproariously. ìLindsay just told her she was delusional and claimed Lauren didnít know what she was talking about. She insisted the items werenít stolen because they did belong to her. Then sheíd laughed to her friends about it. She thought the whole thing was hysterical,î a source said.
Lindsay was at the nightclub Hyde in L.A. at the time, sitting next to friends Nicole Richie and famed-DJ Samantha Ronson, and began passing around her Blackberry to show off the exchange, causing the girls to burst out in laughter.
Lindsay texted Lauren that she was a fat bitch, a friend of Laurenís says. Nicole Richie also chimed in, a source said, and told Lauren that Lindsay would return the clothes after they cut them up!
ìNicole wrote that she and Lindsay were going to cut holes in Laurenís jeans because Lauren was so fat and her jeans didnít fit,î our source notes. ìThen Nicole told Lauren that if she went to the cops, she would regret it!î our insider said.
We knew that Lindsay was in bad shape, finance-wise, thanks to Brandon Davis's public concern over her "poor" and "disgusting" $7 million net worth, but we didn't know that she needed to resort to theft for her sartorial well-being. After all, we're pretty sure we could put together exact replicas of every one of her ensembles (including accessories) at Forever 21 for under $59.95 apiece.
Lindsay doesn't need too many clothes at MrSkin.com.
