That Stamos Nachos is one hot potato. Since filling our lives with his ooey gooey cheesiness once again, he's been re-linked to MK Olsen, Paris Hilton, and now Lindsay Lohan (and, yes, we recall that just yesterday we brought you a story alleging that LiLo was f'ing Heath Ledger, but the girl's a multitasker). They all need that tortilla crunch! Page Six reports:
Lindsay Lohan is now spending time with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, after she dumped rehab buddy Riley Giles a week ago. Niarchos, who used to date both Lohan and her frenemy Paris Hilton, this time is sticking with the newly sober star. Hilton showed up to a party for the anti-smoking lozenge Ariva at Crimson in Hollywood the other night and tried to hook up with Niarchos – who, spies said, "wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party" to go hang with Lohan. Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around "asking where Stavros had gone."
C'mon now. We love our Nachos, but we'd never date him. What exactly is the draw here? His Brendan Fraser in Encino Man hair? His ability to block the rays of the sun with his towering frame and save a starlet from early wrinkling? His stellar record as a lover of the lower classes? We would say it was his piles and piles of spanakopita-scented money, but two of the ladies in question just made Forbes's list of the 20 top-earning young superstars under 25 (poor Hilty didn't make the list because she's an old hag of 26). Can someone please enlighten us here? We don't get it.
Hilty. Nudey. At MrSkin.com.
And Senor Skin has Lindsay looking hot too.
