TMZ, watcher of all things celebrity-mugshot related, caught our favorite rehabed chickadee running a few errands yesterday. You know, she got a manicure, picked up her dry cleaning, stopped by the post office to mail a package, spent 84 minutes in jail. Just a typical day, really.
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan checked in — and out — of the Lynwood Jail. According to the Sheriff's website, the actress was arrested at 10:30 AM and checked out at 11:54 AM.That's just 84 minutes, two more minutes than Nicole Richie!
The time served was related to her wild DUI escapades this past July, when she commandeered a car in Santa Monica and took three young men on a wild high-speed chase.
Sure, LindyLo's time behind bars was short, but she's a multitasker and knows how to get things accomplished. By minute ten she had heard the life stories of all her fellow inmates and vowed to fight for their innocence once she was released. By minute thirty she'd read the complete works of Charles Dickens and fixed the common-room TV just in time for Ellen. By minute fifty she'd found God, read the Bible twice, and helped a handful of her fellow prisoners find the path to righteousness. And by minute eighty she'd had a lesbian orgy in the shower. See, there was nothing left for her to accomplish in prison so she had to be released. We're sure she'll now join Paris Hilton in her altruistic efforts, beginning with saving the drunken elephants.
