Another day, another rumor about Lindsay Lohan and her well-hatted lap licker, Samantha Ronson. Today, our gossip sperm donor, Female First, reports that the pair are so deliriously happy that they plan on raising a child together. A source said:
"Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She's been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They donít want to adopt."
Well, 22 is actually 41 in Hollywood years, so she'd really better get on that. But we don't understand why Lindsay and Sam just don't draw a face on one of Lohan's gazongas and pretend it's an infant. It's warm and pink and chubby and cute. They can take turns holding it. It doesn't wake you up at 3 A.M., it doesn't cry, and it doesn't crap. And if they want to get really meta, Lindsay can press one against the other to "feed" it.
More Lindsay Lohan side boob from the VMAs (via Hollywood Tuna):
More of Lindsay's glorious cleavage can be found at MrSkin.com.
