So you're an internationally famous and sometimes beloved starlet who's having a bit of a hard time convincing the public that your rehab stint stuck. And by "having a bit of a hard time" we mean "was caught on camera hoofing rails in a bathroom stall." So what's a girl to do? Why, show her titties, of course. Unfortunately the timing was a bit bad, as Lindsay's only chesticle-flashing opportunity directly following the coke shots was at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala, a super classy event. If only the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards had been last night. Lindz never would have had a problem showing up there in just some razor-blade-shaped pasties and a fig leaf.
We're not sure how Lindsay managed to not show some shadowy see-through nip in this getup, but we're quite satisfied with the side boob. After all, Lindsay is the best in the side-boob business (so suck it, Natalie Portman). She's really honed her craft and come out on top.
One famous lady's rack not enough for you? Then consult your Drunken Stepfather. He sticks his probe between all the ladies' boobies.
And cobble together more of Lindsay's bits and pieces at MrSkin.com.
