I Know Who Blew Me

Someone posted this on Gossip Rocks with the following explanation:

ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now.

apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends...which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.

Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She's just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to Lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she "cant remember it being filmed".

It does kind of look like Lohan, sure, but the shitty quality leaves a wide berth for speculation. With all the money that can be made peddling home sex tapes involving celebrities, we're thinking of branching out into a new business. All we need is a p.o.s. LG phone from 2002 with 1 mega pixel camera quality, a dude with a willing penis, and a wide array of costumes and we're good to go. For our Paris Hilton sex tape, we'll wear a blond wig and glue a fake eyeball to our chin. For the Fergie sex tape, a torrent of urine gushing forth (with Vanessa Williams's face under it, possibly). And for the Angelina Jolie sex tape, we will festoon ourselves with multicultural Cabbage Patch Kids. True, it's not as believable as having real minority children in the shot, but when it comes to getting toddlers to hold still when you're trying to simulate fellatio with a phone in an outstretched had, they can be surprisingly wily. Just ask Britney Spears.

Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.