We weren't the only ones duped by that supposed Lindsay Lohan beej photo that was floating around last week; Lindsay thought it was real too! But to give her self recognization skills a little credit, there's no possible way on God's green earth that Lindsay could ever remember every situation in which she's given a blow job. You could probably show her a picture of Alexis Arquette blowing Kevin Federline on the Small World ride while Charo looked on and applauded and Lindsay would be hard pressed to remember if the bj queen in the photo was her or not. The details just kind of go out the window when you've got a dick in your mouth. The Sun reports:
Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to GEORGE BESTís lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet.The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calumís phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.
A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: ìI can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.
ìI should never have f***ing trusted you."
Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.
The Mean Girl continued: "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"
God, Lindsay, you have such a big mouth. (And, no, that's not a comment about the size of Calum's member.) Had you just zipped it we would have went on believing that pic was just some random no-name blonde. Or maybe Dina.
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Dubious.
I think she's exclusively a carpet muncher. But I'm willing to be proven wrong.