Weep not for Lindsay Lohan's career. It seems that she is in training for the lead role in a remake of the blue movie classic Houston 500, working her way through three men in a 24-hour period while on vacation on the isle of Capri. Though Lindsay may trail the illustrious Houston in the quantity category, she more than makes up for it with quality–all three of her succinct main squeezes were swarthy Italian lotharios, most likely prone to spontaneously bursting into song and sharing a kiss over a similarly-sucked strand of linguine. Says the Daily Mail:
The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival. The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18. But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio. The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together. But it seems Lohan has a short memory when it comes to romance – the following day she was being whisked away by another Italian hunk, older actor Eduardo Costa. Li-Lo, dressed provocatively in a silver foil mini-dress, listened attentively to Costa's jokes, but it was not long before she was snogging again…Her love life is certainly buoyant, as the third of her trio of kisses was another local actor, Dario Faiella."
We can't fault anyone for having an addictive personality–we're just happy that Lindsay's drug of choice in 2008 is salami. And because the performer is nothing without her audience, please witness Lindsay's day of frottage here, here, here, and here. Not pictured: Lindsay's men fondling her storied rack and saying, "Now that's a spicy meat-a-ball!" and then donning white overalls to jump on top of Koopa Troopas.
