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November 30, 2007 at 10:55AM

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Lindsay Lohan More Poor and Disgusting than Brandon Davis Imagined

Remember when we learned that "disgusting" and "poor" Lindsay Lohan was only worth seven million dollars? That amount seems worthy of Scrooge McDuck's magical, diving-board-equipped money bin these days. Coke is expensive and Garry Marshall doesn't pay well. MSNBC reports:

Lindsay Lohan isn’t doing much to quell rumors that she’s strapped for cash. Lohan reportedly shopped around staged Thanksgiving dinner photos that included her mother Dina, sister Ali, her brothers and boyfriend Riley Giles to many of the celeb weeklies. Her asking price began in the six-figure range before dropping to $20,000.

“She thinks she’s a huge star. She thinks everyone is dying to read about her, but she’s lost her fan base. Her decisions are being driven by cash, not repairing her image,” said a source who was approached about buying the pics.

Although her photos didn't earn her any money (and her rep denies the entire incident), word is that her Black Friday shopping trip did. Lohan was photographed shopping at an Armani Exchange and Intermix store in Manhattan on Nov. 23, and a source close to the rehabbed starlet says the trip wasn't just pre-arranged to give the paparazzi a heads up, she was paid for the visit, too. “Seems like everything Lindsay does is to make money,” said the disillusioned source.

We've been waiting for this day for a long time. We knew that if we just waited it out, Lindsay's career would dry up, she'd run out of money, and we'd finally get to see her luscious Lo-cans in all their filmed glory. Two down, one to go. Why don't you go for the trifecta, Lindsay, and grant us all very happy ho-ho-holidays?

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Like 7 million is something to sneeze at, that's alot considering who it is.
Unlike us working for money, that 7 million is working for her earning a reaspectable 75G's/month (wisely done) they just don't let it sit in a GD cookie jar.
Somebody is pretty gullable, wanna buy a boat?

C'MON

Posted by: GOB 5 | November 30, 2007 05:16 PM

I dunno. That's only one more million dollars than Steve Austin was worth back in the '70s, and he's old!

Posted by: Focus | November 30, 2007 09:42 PM

Like Lindsay has enough brains to put her $7M in interest-bearing investments. She's probably spent most of that on cocaine, trashed hotel rooms and manwhores.

Posted by: Spiral | December 1, 2007 08:06 PM

i'm i the only one that really likes, lindsay? she's cute and talented. she just needs to be sober.

Posted by: davethewise | December 2, 2007 12:53 AM

You mean that bad portrayal as a stripper in "I Know Who Killed Me" may actually be her future career?

Posted by: Master Shake | December 2, 2007 07:18 AM