You know how people complain about Barbie dolls and how their proportions are anatomically impossible? Like, how if Barbie were a real woman her measurements would be 42-14-28 or something? Well, we're here to tell you. It's possible. These proportions exist and their name is Lindsay Lohan. Behold! Behold the Amazonian convexities of temptress Lohan! With her long blonde hair, slightly parted lips and bent elbow, and mammoth boobs resplendent and nipples visible in a see-through shirt, she's a Barbie come to life. A Barbie that secretly slams her shiny plastic crotch against that of DJ Skipper in the privacy of their own Dream House. The tiny McDonald's! The pink Corvette! In the camper and in the nursery of the Heart Family home–the plasticine lust of Firecrotch Barbie and DJ Skipper knows no bounds!
DJ Skipper and miniature Mattel strap-on sold separately. Ages 18 and up.
See more of Jumbo getting her jiggle on at MrSkin.com.
