That Sam Ronson, she's a smart girl. She knows that Lindsay Lohan was a big fan of dong before quitting the juice, so naturally she fears that her lady love will miss a nice fat dick and stray from her womanly arms. But obviously Sam is not willing to pump herself full of steroids and grow a wee peeny a la Chyna, so she came up with a better solution: put a bunch of dicks on her t-shirt to comfort Lindsay (click the pic for a closer view). And just so Linds doesn't see a penis and a vagina frolicking on cotton, Sam made sure that only dudes were enjoying the man meat on her tee. It's sort of like sitting Lindsay down and showing her diagrams of gay sex and explaining, "Penises are for boys to play with. Girls don't like penises. Girls like vaginas."
Find more pics of Sam's sword-adorned shirt at Celebitchy.
And see Lindsay Lohan get sexy at MrSkin.com.
