MySpace Fiiiiiggggght!

In the old days, people would settle arguments by having a pistol duel at dawn. Or falling upon one's own sword to preserve their honor. Or making like Justin Timberlake and having a dance-off. These days, lugers and the pachanga have been replaced by a bloody battle of words in an arena known by all. An arena called MySpace. Lindsay Lohan and her labe-loving lady friend, Samantha Ronson, both angrily sat behind the keyboard and bashed out responses to Papa Michael Lohan's trash talk of Sam. Lindsay wrote:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- thatís what i have believed my whole life- donít be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is goingÖ

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

Samantha also got charged up and wrote this on her blog:

i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

So what happens after a MySpace war of words? How does one take it to the next cyberlevel after a blog tar and feathering? Will Michael hack Sam's page and insert a picture of her with the words "STUPID! LAME! JERK!" in MS Paint and an arrow pointing to her head? Will Lindsay give his email address to Nigerian princes and Cialis salesmen? Or will they take their battle international and sign up for Orkut accounts?

Lohan shows it off at MrSkin.com.