It isn't a great week for the morale of Hollywood's highest and blondest. Paris Hilton is chewing her lip off at the prospect of sneaking lip gloss and joints into the pokey via her rectum, and now, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly "unconsolable" following the leaking of pictures of her helpfully lifting a coke-coated finger aloft towards a friend's nostril like a helpful narcotic E.T. Lindsay's lawyer released this statement:
"This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who's even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies'-room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation."
Yeah, forget being a pimp, it's hard out here for a Lohan. Unable to retire to the hallowed ground of a metal box with a urine-bedropletted toilet to answer base biological needs without scrutiny. She's really a latter-day Joan of Arc, that one.
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