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Lindsay Lohan Is Up to Her Wrist in Ronson

lindsay_sam_lovers.jpgStraight couples generally exchange engagement or wedding rings as a token of their everlasting love. Gay marriage still isn't legal, so what are two lovestruck young lady-loving crack snackers to do when it comes to wearing matching jewelry? According to Lindsay Lohan and her jauntily behatted chick chum, Samantha Ronson, the answer lies in something called "the Infinity Bracelet". Does it have a secret compartment for dental dams? Reports Splash News:

Lindsay and Sam have been wearing matching Jules Smith Infinity Lock bracelets. "The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there's no one else who can open up the key to their hearts."

That's so weird because a few scant months ago, the lock on Lindsay's womanly safe was able to be picked by anyone with a bobby pin. Wait, did we say bobby pin? We meant penis.

Sexy Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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