Like an injured peregrine falcon nursed back to health, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly set to be released back into the wild this weekend. And like that majestic bird, Lohan must learn to spread her wings and fly into the cold, cold brume. She may fall, she may encounter obstacles such as bobcats, inclement weather, and really tasty bottles of bourbon, but by God, she will prevail! Peregrine falcons drink Knob Creek, right? Right. Anyway the NYDN says:
Lindsay Lohan is about to be a free woman. A pal of the recovering actress tells us she is set to leave rehab this weekend. Asked where she was headed on her release, the pal responded, ìI donít think she knows yet.î
Sounds like a plan. Lord knows that when you release rehabilitated, indiscriminate drug addicts from a manditory, court-ordered two month stay in a treatment facility, the best thing to do is turn them loose with no real solid goals. "So, Cracky Jones, after you robbed the retirement community and defiled its female population with their own walkers and as a result were sent to rehab, what do you think you'll do when you get out?" "Eh. Whatever." "Excellent!" Way to earn that $10,000 a week, Cirque Lodge! Lindsay might not know where she's sleeping when she leaves, but by god, she'll know how to muck a horse stable!
Lindsay Lohan shows it off at MrSkin.com.
