Remember when you went to Spider-Man and you saw James Franco for the first time and thought to yourself, "Who the hell is this whiny, squinty jagbag? Who'd he have to fuck to the land the part?" Whoever it was, she (or he–we're not presumptuous) must have been hotter or more powerful or less intoxicated or less tainted with the essence of Jared Leto than Lindsay Lohan, as Franco won't even speak to Lohan.
Lindsay hasn't historically been lauded for her ability to choose outstanding examples of penile excellence (exhibit A and exhibit B), but James Franco? The man who's greatest talent is being available when Hayden Christensen is otherwise occupied? This is the man who can send Lindsay into a lovesick downward spiral ending in rehab? The New York Daily News seems to think so:
The handsome ìSpider-Manî star rebuffed her at Princeís Golden Globes after-party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel Monday night, reducing Lohan to tears, a fellow guest tells us.ìShe came with her manager, Jason Weinberg, and a girlfriend, but she was mostly solo for the whole night,î says our source. ìMost people were in a good mood ó except for her. She seemed lost. She was trying to get Jamesí attention, and he wouldnít give her anything. She was smoking a lot, not drinking in front of him, and then she went into a bedroom. From there, she went back to trying to get Jamesí attention again, and he was ignoring her. She ran out crying, with the girlfriend following her.î
This was about 3:30 a.m.; Lohan was reportedly found passed out in a hotel hallway about 6 a.m.
Perhaps the James Franco rejection was a much-needed wake-up call to Lindsay. If left untreated, her addiction to horridly underqualified pseudo pretty-boy "actors" could have led to harder substances, like Paul Walker or Dax Shepard.
Young and healthy Lindsay can be found at MrSkin.com.
