Ever since bikini-wearer and erstwhile Herbie star Lindsay Lohan had her unfortunate second DUI/car chase/coke possession incident, she's been MIA. Some sources say she's been in a "medical facility", some say she's been hiding at her family's home on Long Island, some say she's been in rehab. Now, according to reports, she's checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab in Sundance, Utah. Illustrious alumni of their program include Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff, who, as we all know, has done a great job staying off the sauce lately. IDLYITW reports:
According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived this weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days. The center treats men and women over the age of 18. According to the Cirque Lodge Web site, upon check-in, a thorough mental and physical examination is completed. The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country's top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces.
Well hell. Now we know why Pete Doherty has been unable to kick crack and heroin: no mountain views or hot tub.
And like a mythical hydra of yore or perhaps a particularly hard-partying starfish, if you cut off the head of Lindsay Lohan, another will just spring back up to take its place. And now that the tabloid queen is out of commission, little sis Ali has dyed her hair to match Lindsay's, venturing out to strike her sister's signature pose for the paparazzi:
Lohan be hoin' it up at MrSkin.com.
